Funny/Odd things heard on the scanner

[CrabbyMilton]

Grandpa Simpson.

 

[screenersam]

Fruitland Police are responding to Camden Ave for a pig in the caller's yard. Animal Control is also responding to assist.

Update 3:10 PM - The Fruitland Officer is requesting Animal Control expedite their response time because they are chasing the pig around the yard.

Update 3:28 PM - The pig is in custody! Animal Control is transporting the pig back to their office.

charges pending

 

[Randyk4661]

Fruitland Police are responding to Camden Ave for a pig in the caller's yard. Animal Control is also responding to assist.

Update 3:10 PM - The Fruitland Officer is requesting Animal Control expedite their response time because they are chasing the pig around the yard.

Update 3:28 PM - The pig is in custody! Animal Control is transporting the pig back to their office.

charges pending

You can run from the police, but you always get caught in the end.

 

[screenersam]

"Wicomico County Sheriff's Office has deputies responding to Main St for a naked female that is on drugs and in someone's living room."

can u imagine explaining to the wife?

 

[CrabbyMilton]

Oh hello honey. Uh Jane here is selling some... insurance yeah some insurance from that insurance r us insurance company yeah that's it...

 

[Randyk4661]

Oh hello honey. Uh Jane here is selling some... insurance yeah some insurance from that insurance r us insurance company yeah that's it...

More like blackmail.

Pay me some money to buy drugs and I'll leave otherwise I'll tell the wife about us.

 

[shansmi]

Dispatch: RP wants to talk to an officer about a road rage incident that he instigated where the other party qave him the bird, cussed him out and talked bad about his mother.

Office: 10-4

Folks ya just can't make this stuff up!

 

[W7DPS]

Kennewick, Washington, back in the 1980s

Dispatch: Any unit to respond to a caller who says she hears an alarm bell ringing. Uh, stand by...
Dispatch: Additional information, caller says the alarm bell is ringing inside her head.
Anonymous officer: PUSH RESET

 

[NWI_Scanner_Guy]

Local PD officer responding to a vehicle break-in...

Officer: Paul 23 to Dispatch
Dispatch: Go ahead
Officer: Could you send an additional unit to this location? One of the suspects who broke in fell asleep in the front seat.
Dispatch (with laughter in her voice): Fell asleep in the front seat. 10-4. Additional unit will be enroute.
Dispatch sends another unit to the scene.

Kind of an incompetent burglar, if you ask me. LOL.

 

[bravo14]

Local PD officer responding to a vehicle break-in...

Officer: Paul 23 to Dispatch
Dispatch: Go ahead
Officer: Could you send an additional unit to this location? One of the suspects who broke in fell asleep in the front seat.
Dispatch (with laughter in her voice): Fell asleep in the front seat. 10-4. Additional unit will be enroute.
Dispatch sends another unit to the scene.

Kind of an incompetent burglar, if you ask me. LOL.

The person got tired just breaking in

 

[CrabbyMilton]

One from about a month ago after a 737 had to make an emergency landing after possible landing gear trouble. It landed fine but they had an issue towing it back to the gate. Someone(airport opps. or fire) was going on about why they can't fine an easier way to do it or some such thing. Some else came on and said..".I don't know. You'll have to talk to the Wright Brothers".

 

[screenersam]

MAN IN A PINK ROBE AND COWBOY HAT LOOKING INTO VEHICLES
Adams Ave - Salisbury, MD
Salisbury Police are responding to Adams Avenue for a white man in a pink robe and cowboy hat looking into vehicles in the parking lot.
Update 2:37 PM - SPD checked the area but were unable to locate the individual.

 

[zapman987]

MAN IN A PINK ROBE AND COWBOY HAT LOOKING INTO VEHICLES
Adams Ave - Salisbury, MD
Salisbury Police are responding to Adams Avenue for a white man in a pink robe and cowboy hat looking into vehicles in the parking lot.
Update 2:37 PM - SPD checked the area but were unable to locate the individual.

Reminds me of a call recently, horse with saddle/equipment but no rider loose. LEO responds, after about 20 mins of trying to locate and catch said horse finally remarks to start looking for a possible rider... Id think thad be the first priority, to figure out who got knocked off. Assume otherwise theyd be chasing the horse.

 

[hill]

Both Saturday and Sunday this local Fire Department has been dispatched to people stuck on the roof.

I know that yesterday they said that tbe son in laws ladder fell. Don't know what happen today, but could have blew over with winds today.

Not the kind of weather to do it today with high winds and cold temperatures, but people are most likely putting up holiday lights.

 

[AB4BF]

Yesterday I heard a fire engine being dispatched on one of the adjacent counties' numerous fire frequencies. Nothing humorous, but the dispatcher acknowledged Engine 451. She even pronounced it engine four five one.

I just hope it wasn't a fire in "Books A Million"...

 

[INDaviation]

Morgan County Fire dispatch today:
"District 1, District 2, x address for a grease fire, possibly caused by too much butter, your incident is on ops 1"

 

[wbswetnam]

A Pope County (Arkansas) sheriff's deputy was dispatched this afternoon to deal with a complaint from a woman about a neighbor's pet turkey. The turkey was "harassing" her and she was afraid to get out of the car.

 

[kb4mdz]

A Pope County (Arkansas) sheriff's deputy was dispatched this afternoon to deal with a complaint from a woman about a neighbor's pet turkey. The turkey was "harassing" her and she was afraid to get out of the car.

Was the turkey named 'Cujo'?

 

[wbswetnam]

Was the turkey named 'Cujo'?

Maybe the turkey's owner showed it Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds" and it decided to take matters into its own, err, feet.

 

[krokus]

Maybe the turkey's owner showed it Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds" and it decided to take matters into its own, err, feet.

I was thinking it saw Birdemic, and got inspired.